+23 Ancient Greeks came to idealize small penises because many men were sore about having to grow up in pederastic relationships. amirite?

by Anonymous 5 years ago

They also felt a huge schlong hanging on a statue detracted from the statue itself, I guess they realized what people would look at first...

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Good point lol. Little did they know, centuries later people would make make all kinds of inferences about their tiny members.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Large penises can offen be found on men with mental instabilities, which explains my deppression.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Large penises were associated with people of low intelligence, which I can confirm is not true.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Heh

by Anonymous 5 years ago

It's because most sculptors were men. who wanted to seem large by comparison.

by Anonymous 5 years ago