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Also by Cheytuflya+66Having one shoe on and being unable to find the second is one of the most frustrating feelings. amirite?
Also about fins+450If merpeople had sex organs instead of just fish tails and fins, they would probably contract an STD called merpes, amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+70Midnight is 12pm but the middle of the night is more 4am, amirite?
Also by Cheytuflya+101If pubs did a kind of Bring Your Own Glass thing when they re-open, they would finally see the true extent of how many people steal their glasses in normal times, amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+57Dogs probably think that gamers are talking to themselves when talking into their mic. amirite?
Also about fins+611Why are fire trucks red? Cause there's eight wheels on them and four people, four plus eight is twelve, twelve is a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth is a ship, ships sail the ocean, in the ocean are fish, fish have fins, the Finns fought the Russians, the Russians were red and fire trucks are always rushin' around so have to be red. amirite?
Also about fins+364Some days you just want to go and hug a giant sea turtle from behind, mostly because all it can do is wriggle its fins and head around, thinking,"Ahhhh, holy crap!", amirite?
Also by Cheytuflya+39Female cows are the ones who have the hanging attachment...... amirite?
Also about fins+107Noah didn't bring any unicorns on the Ark with him. Evolution-wise, this would mean that the unicorns had to later adapt to the conditions the flood brought. Which would mean that they grew fins and flippers, and the horns that were once on their heads would gravitate lower on their face for hunting purposes, thus creating Narwhals. This most probably isn't true, but fun to think about, amirite?