-45 Water is kinky cause it likes to choke you. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

It doesn't "like to". It's a self defense mechanism.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Could be bolth.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

TIL when people drown, they just forgot the safe word

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Not kinky at all...get help

by Anonymous 4 years ago

And I'm kinky because I like to drink it

by Anonymous 4 years ago

What do I not get here?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Wouldn't be worth the effort to explain.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Good point, Wtfdym by "choke" Also RIP the remakes

by Anonymous 4 years ago

You've never choked before..?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I'm a disappointment. I read it winter, not water

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Nah, Winter is into....darker things.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Winter is wet, summer is hot....

by Anonymous 4 years ago