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Pregnant women technically have eight limbs, thus making them arachnids, amirite?
by Anonymous3 years ago
Technically nope.
Pregnant women are not invertebrates and don't have 4 pairs of legs on their anterior segment....
by Anonymous3 years ago
But how can we be sure
by Anonymous3 years ago
It's easy with a taste test.
by Anonymous3 years ago
So they are Cronenburgs?
by Anonymous3 years ago
This is some pwnage right here
by Anonymous3 years ago
What if they're carrying twins?
by Anonymous3 years ago
Guess I'm a centipede/spider hybrid now.... Still doesn't help me walk any faster!
by Anonymous3 years ago
I'm afraid of spiders, can that be grounds for divorce?
by Anonymous3 years ago
You don't divorce arachnids, you squish them.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Definitely history's most common grounds for abandonment.
by Anonymous3 years ago
>grounds for divorce
Fear from spiders, no.
Fear from your wife, yes.
by Anonymous3 years ago
By your logic,a female spider with 100 eggs inside her have 808 limbs
by Anonymous3 years ago
Thanks now I have nightmares.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Technically the mother acts as the baby's exoskeleton, definitely classifying them as arthropods
by Anonymous3 years ago
Just because something has 8 limbs does not make them an arachnid
by Anonymous3 years ago
What if the baby/fetus is already a spider
by Anonymous3 years ago
No they are megazords or gundams
by Anonymous3 years ago
why are you the way that you are
by Anonymous3 years ago
You need to stay away from that pregnant horse guy
by Anonymous3 years ago
So you're saying that got Spidergirl all wrong?
by Anonymous3 years ago
It's an independent being they're supporting. 🤦♂️
by Anonymous3 years ago
Pregnant women do not have eight limbs, or two hearts, or two brains.
The mom has her body and the baby has their own body. The baby and the mother are not the same entity, they are different people.
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