+89 Pregnant women technically have eight limbs, thus making them arachnids, amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Technically nope. Pregnant women are not invertebrates and don't have 4 pairs of legs on their anterior segment....

by Anonymous 4 years ago

But how can we be sure

by Anonymous 4 years ago

It's easy with a taste test.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

So they are Cronenburgs?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

This is some pwnage right here

by Anonymous 4 years ago

What if they're carrying twins?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Guess I'm a centipede/spider hybrid now.... Still doesn't help me walk any faster!

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I'm afraid of spiders, can that be grounds for divorce?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

You don't divorce arachnids, you squish them.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Definitely history's most common grounds for abandonment.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

>grounds for divorce Fear from spiders, no. Fear from your wife, yes.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

By your logic,a female spider with 100 eggs inside her have 808 limbs

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Thanks now I have nightmares.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Technically the mother acts as the baby's exoskeleton, definitely classifying them as arthropods

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Just because something has 8 limbs does not make them an arachnid

by Anonymous 4 years ago

What if the baby/fetus is already a spider

by Anonymous 4 years ago

No they are megazords or gundams

by Anonymous 4 years ago

why are you the way that you are

by Anonymous 4 years ago

You need to stay away from that pregnant horse guy

by Anonymous 4 years ago

So you're saying that got Spidergirl all wrong?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

It's an independent being they're supporting. 🤦‍♂️

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Pregnant women do not have eight limbs, or two hearts, or two brains. The mom has her body and the baby has their own body. The baby and the mother are not the same entity, they are different people.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I... can't disagree

by Anonymous 4 years ago