+433 My friend suggested some possible reasons as to why the guy I like hasn't called me lately. They included: he's an alien, he's broken the law and on the run, he's got a gf, he's secretly a woman, he's swapped bodies with someone, he's got a girl pregnant, he's pregnant, he has cousrework, hes moving to another country or he's a dickhead. Her reasoning is good, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For some reason this sounds like something from . :/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybbe he's just not that into you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What? That's not possible!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mlia

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks for sharing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All of the above?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cool story, bro.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I need to meet this friend.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go to MLIA, they have your type there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Try calling him maybe? I know wild ideas here people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He probably doesn't like girls who get all question-y when guys don't call them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/ <--- here's a site for you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should make new friends.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or you're ugly and he hates you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is he a ninja too?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought we all got over MLIA and moved on already, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's probably busy having a nerf gun war with his grandfather dressed up as Darth Vader.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There shall be no faggotry here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

GTFO and go back to MLIA.

by Anonymous 13 years ago