+84 Sam-I-Am from Green Eggs and Ham is a dick, amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I cannot stand that Sam-I-Am!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

So is Goofus from Goofus and Gallant

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Hmmmmm yeah you're right

by Anonymous 3 years ago

He is helping his endarkened friend see the light. /s

by Anonymous 3 years ago

So is that rat bastard Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

by Anonymous 3 years ago

[Sam-I-Am:] Would you eat them on Venus? Would you eat them with my penis?

by Anonymous 3 years ago