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The wealthier you are, the further your couch is from a wall. amirite?
by Anonymous3 years ago
And at some point, it turns into a sofa.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Maybe a chesterfield or an ottoman?
by Anonymous3 years ago
Cries in I dont have a couch
by Anonymous3 years ago
I can fit half a baloney sandwich back there
by Anonymous3 years ago
Jokes on you! I don't have a couch! I sleep on a pile of old blankets and old clothes like a cat!
by Anonymous3 years ago
Unless you sleep on a couch on the street, with no house.
by Anonymous3 years ago
I just rearranged my living (3 weeks ago), and couch did get 5 feet further away, I don't feel wealthier.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Does anyone else not get this or am I just really dumb
by Anonymous3 years ago
You have such a big house that either the couch can comfortably sit in the middle of room and still be far enough from the TV, or you have a separate sitting room for your couch.
by Anonymous3 years ago
*MY* couch is in the next house. So I'm super rich, considering the distance from my wall! And believe me, it is my couch! Just don't ask my neighbor.
by Anonymous3 years ago
I dunno, I've seen some weird studio apartments in my day.
by Anonymous3 years ago
And the closer you are to a madam.
by Anonymous3 years ago
That's because my house is full of trash!
by Anonymous3 years ago
Or becomes a bed
by Anonymous3 years ago
**Looks at couch*
Ah, crap.
by Anonymous3 years ago
*Glances behind me at my couch rammed into the wall*
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