+76 The wealthier you are, the further your couch is from a wall. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

And at some point, it turns into a sofa.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Maybe a chesterfield or an ottoman?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Cries in I dont have a couch

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I can fit half a baloney sandwich back there

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Jokes on you! I don't have a couch! I sleep on a pile of old blankets and old clothes like a cat!

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Unless you sleep on a couch on the street, with no house.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I just rearranged my living (3 weeks ago), and couch did get 5 feet further away, I don't feel wealthier.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Does anyone else not get this or am I just really dumb

by Anonymous 4 years ago

You have such a big house that either the couch can comfortably sit in the middle of room and still be far enough from the TV, or you have a separate sitting room for your couch.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

*MY* couch is in the next house. So I'm super rich, considering the distance from my wall! And believe me, it is my couch! Just don't ask my neighbor.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I dunno, I've seen some weird studio apartments in my day.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

And the closer you are to a madam.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

That's because my house is full of trash!

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Or becomes a bed

by Anonymous 4 years ago

**Looks at couch* Ah, crap.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

*Glances behind me at my couch rammed into the wall*

by Anonymous 4 years ago

When your couch is right against the wall

by Anonymous 4 years ago

... unless you live in a sitcom.

by Anonymous 4 years ago