+95 there is no way EVERYONE was kong-fu fighting, amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You're wrong everyone was. I remember it like a crisp summer afternoon. We left the small town we grew up in for a greater future in the capital. Then it happened. The evil temptress cast a spell so every one was in deed kong-fu fighting. I killed my Grampa that day. I looked into his eyes as he took his last breath and died.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Idk why but I read this like Ron Burgundy...

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I was there too. When it seemed like there was nothing but a ring of bodies, my closest friend and I standing back to back at the center, I turned to him and I said: "Betrayal Five."

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You weren't there. You didn't see.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Not everyone, but *everybody*

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Kong-fu....so close

by Anonymous 3 years ago