+83 There is a wave of morning dew constantly traveling around the earth. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Also, because of morning wood, there is a wave of erections following it.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

And shortly after that, a giant wave of toilets flushing accompanied by a rolling chorus of farts as bladders empty and sphincters relax.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I read this as Mountain Dew, haha

by Anonymous 3 years ago

And it travels at about 1000 miles per hour

by Anonymous 3 years ago