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There is a wave of morning dew constantly traveling around the earth. amirite?

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Also, because of morning wood, there is a wave of erections following it.

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@contextrip Also, because of morning wood, there is a wave of erections following it.

And shortly after that, a giant wave of toilets flushing accompanied by a rolling chorus of farts as bladders empty and sphincters relax.

And it travels at about 1000 miles per hour

I read this as Mountain Dew, haha

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