+78 Humans Enjoy Being Pet Just As Much As Other Animals Do, amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Pet = massage and head rubs.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

No I don't I'll bite you if you try.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Humans like being pet just as much as animals do... you're just a rabid rat.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I'll roll with it as long as I get to be Rad Rabid Rat, carrier of dizzizez. Petting? Uncool bro.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I need to be pet.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

hOw cAn mIrRoRs bE ReAl iF OuR EyEs aReN'T ReAl

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Ugh I always try to pet little kids and I am shunned for it. We need to make petting more socially acceptable. Why can we walk up to dogs and pet them but can't do the same to humans? What a world...

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Your petting them in the wrong place friend 😛 jk, it's true though, I think it's because it's considered an intimate action to stroke someone's hair

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Because some humans are cats and don't want to be petted by random stranger. Mlem.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

This is slightly disturbing

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I don't

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Only if it's heavy.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Welp I'm all for some good head pats... If anyone wants to get some, I'd give them as well

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Humans are animals right?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Ha, thats a good one.

by Anonymous 4 years ago