+70 Your bed is a wireless charging station for your body. Just need good contact for the duration. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Or a coffin to playing death tricks with death

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I have a metal bed frame and my lamp wire was under one of the feet and somehow got exposed. So one summer my bed used to casually electrocute me

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Well hopefully it's wireless but I guess as you get older that changes

by Anonymous 4 years ago