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A bar tenders job is to poison people, amirite?
by Anonymous4 years ago
Calculated(bar)pharmacists
by Anonymous4 years ago
Barmacist
by Anonymous4 years ago
To help people poison themselves through flirting and small talk.
by Anonymous4 years ago
By that logic an oncologist's job is mostly poisoning people.
by Anonymous4 years ago
Yes
by Anonymous4 years ago
Bartenders are also wingmen for one-night-stands
Thank your local bartender today
by Anonymous4 years ago
I've never had or seen them do that outside of movies, then again most the bars I've been to were in Chyna
by Anonymous4 years ago
Let me rephrase that: AMERICAN bartenders! I don't think you'll see any of that in China
by Anonymous4 years ago
Unless The Party wants them to hook up, in which case the alcohol wasn't really necessary, the gun to their head would do just fine.
by Anonymous4 years ago
Yes but extremely sloooowly.
by Anonymous4 years ago
But with consent.
by Anonymous4 years ago
A cops job is to kidnap people
by Anonymous4 years ago
Legally allowed to be your drug dealer.
by Anonymous4 years ago
No, it's to get people high. The poison is just a side effect.
by Anonymous4 years ago
I'd say getting high is the side effect of the poison
by Anonymous4 years ago
since when do you think of alcohol as poison?
by Anonymous4 years ago
Ever heard the phrase "what's your poison?"
The reason alcohol gets you buzzed is basically because it poisons your nerve system. It's a bit deeper than that but that still pretty much covers it.
by Anonymous4 years ago
Ever heard of alcohol poisoning?
by Anonymous4 years ago
Lol
by Anonymous4 years ago
Because it is?
by Anonymous4 years ago
CH²CH³OH
I think.
by Anonymous4 years ago
Because it is. Alcohol fuels jet airplanes and race cars. It's flammable. It is poison to our bodies.
by Anonymous4 years ago
Alcohol is a poison, but the alcohol you drink (ethanol) isn't the same alcohol that fuels dragsters (methanol). Neither are the same as the alcohol in hand sanitizer (isopropyl). Those other two types are legit poison to humans and will seriously kill you in the same doses
by Anonymous4 years ago
The dose makes the poison.
by Anonymous4 years ago
If they poisoned people they would be out of a job, arrested and imprisoned.
by Anonymous4 years ago
You're dumb
by Anonymous4 years ago
Bartenders are trained to ackknowledge when someone is buzzed or drunk, so they know when to cut them off and have them pay their tab.
by Anonymous4 years ago
Yeh, I know, why are you telling me?
by Anonymous4 years ago
Guess we should arrest literally every single person that ever served alcohol then.
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