+29 A large number of people are perfectly happy to let their best friends sit bare assed on their couches, counters, and floors as long as they behave. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yup. This goes for canines, felines, and my friend Dave.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Wife: "Honey? There's something wrong with the cat. I was going to clean the catbox and there's a huge..." Dave: "Oh! That was me, cat is fine"

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I mean, there usually a hair buffer. But yeah cats especially. Buttholes on counters freaks me out.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Agreed. My cat does this all the time.

by Anonymous 3 years ago