+49 That plastic bag you just threw away will have the last laugh, you're dead and forgotten before it even starts to degrade. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

But at least I gave a turtle a nice meal

by Anonymous 3 years ago

A gourmet last meal made of the finest plastics

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Of course this has wholesome

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I bet the same person who gives human attributes to a plastic bag has no problem with legalized abortion.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

If exposed to the sun and dependant on what kind of plastic bad, perhaps not.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Now, if I'm exposed to the sun, then most certainly... Last summer, I got a sunburn after only 15 minutes in direct sunlight. So if you exposed me to direct sunlight for an entire day, I would die, and then the bag would have the last laugh even sooner. Yes, I know, I'm very white... I'm planning on moving to Norway, and then I'll never have to worry about sun burns ever again.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

psych jokes on u i reuse my plastic bags

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I wanted to leave something to remember me by after I'm gone. I guess this is as good as anything going today.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That's why I always burn my trash.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It's maybe not such a bad idea after all

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Unless, UNLESS...stay with me here...I'm buried INSIDE the bag! Huh? Yea?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Wrong. I pile up my plastic and burn it in my backyard

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Lol, I'm gonna mummify myself. Good luck plastic bag.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I hate the idea of plastics polluting the ground. So I burn all my plastics. Love the environment guys.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Mine go to a biomass plant so I'll have the last laugh when I flip my light switch.

by Anonymous 3 years ago