What if it turned out all animals were assholes?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Pretty sure no animal would outcompete humans at being assholes

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Depends on what they would say. Id eat a cow if all it asked for was grass.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Have you ever seen videos of pet cows? They're so affectionate, they're practically just big puppies with hooves.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Big puppies who make awesome patties

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Tiny dog puppies also make awesome patties, ever tried some?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Still tastes good

by Anonymous 3 years ago

*Laughs in species war*

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It would work for me, actually. I draw the line at consciousness.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

So you're vegan? Or do you only eat conscious beings?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Im not vegan. I dont eat sufficiently conscious beings.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Well, LGBT people can talk and yet we have armies of idiots ready to make them miserable.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

The promised neverland?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I think the screams of anguish heard in factory farms and slaughterhouses is enough 'speech' to make any genuinely compassionate human feel guilty for contributing to such horrible suffering. Many documentaries i.e. Dominion show this pretty well

by Anonymous 3 years ago

But they would also tell us that they appreciate our love and help. We would point out to them that we can't help them much if there is no market for them or their products. So a compromise would be developed where only milk and eggs and such non-harm products would be obtained from animals. The vegan movement would be embarrassed and collapse and most people would switch away from meat to animal products that animals **LIKE** to produce, like raw milk and eggs.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Milk and egg are not non-harm products.

by Anonymous 3 years ago