The early bird gets the worm. However, the worm was up earlier and is getting digested. amirite?

+25 The early bird gets the worm. However, the worm was up earlier and is getting digested. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Which rises the question: Do worms still eat books nowadays?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Early worm gets the bird.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Fantastic perspective.

by Anonymous 4 years ago