+421 Disney probably breeds mutated human embryos in their underground labs, and injects them with hormones that give them the ability to sing dance, act, and never get acne, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So, you watch The Onion? :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I actually don't. I stole it from a friend who probably stole it from The Onion.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha, nice:)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol, except maybe for the acne one, the hormones dont work

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no, they work, but the ones who come out good have a small ego and decide to take on other things, that's why Disney stars suck. I should know, I used to have the job. nice people, aside from the few "kids" that tried to eat my brains out.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not true!! Disney kids cannot sing nor act!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Indeed!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol ^^^^^

by Anonymous 14 years ago

well then where did we get miley??? ( and demi lovato is the only one who can sing and has a real personality)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

how would you know she has a "real personality" ? have you met her or something?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hehe I was thinking the same. "do you watch the onion?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Preposterous, disney actors can't sing

by Anonymous 14 years ago