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Also about life and job+140Life is a game you only have one life plenty of fighting moves avoid the hazards save the princess and instead of beating a boss you have to please him to get to the next level in a job, amirite?
Also by Robisrael+60Although wrestling is fake, it is pretty impressive, amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also by Robisrael+42A mathematician who get hired to calculate pi exactly, has a job for life. amirite?
Also about life and job+374Everyone wants 3 things in life: A great social life, a job they love, and a wonderful love life. But in reality, you can never have more than two of those things, amirite?
Also about Jobs & Employment-62Early schooling should just be a bunch of service jobs, amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also by Robisrael+63If wheels were square, they would eventually become round. amirite?
Also about Jobs & Employment+76If you hired a hitman anonymously online and they got caught after completing the job, you'd never be found out. amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?