If giraffes had 8 legs and were venomous like spiders, nobody would give a f*ck. amirite?

+33 If giraffes had 8 legs and were venomous like spiders, nobody would give a f*ck. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I would. That sounds terrifying.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Sure. But only because you'd never find one in your shoe.

by Anonymous 4 years ago