+56 people without penises see more penises on average than penis owners themselves. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Penis *owners* ?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I never said you had to grow your own penis now did I

by Anonymous 4 years ago

The penises of my victims are in a box in my basement.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I just don't think that's true. I've played sports all my life. I reckon I've seen upwards of a thousand dicks.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

You know you don't *have* to look down at their penis just because it's there, right?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I mean, you shield your eyes and share at the floor. That's normal.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Only if the people without penises are hookers or health-care workers.

by Anonymous 4 years ago