If the father of one of our common ancestors had just decided to jerk off alone and keep it in their pants for a day, we all wouldn't have to be here and go to work, amirite?

+45 If the father of one of our common ancestors had just decided to jerk off alone and keep it in their pants for a day, we all wouldn't have to be here and go to work, amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Yo... Dude you good?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Hate the game, not the playa

by Anonymous 4 years ago

butterfly effect… there'd just be a different but otherwise identical, pretty average common ancestor. but… are you ok?

by Anonymous 4 years ago