+79 Sex is more akin to hammering than screwing, amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Not if you spin her by her feet

by Anonymous 4 years ago

You're doing it wrong.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Sex is more akin to plunging than hammering

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Get a ceiling fan.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Screwing is when you do it beyblade style

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Hardware and software services

by Anonymous 4 years ago

too many syllables

by Anonymous 4 years ago

That's because our existence is naturally based upon circumventing and thus we naturally refer to things in circular motions

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Unless you're a boar.

by Anonymous 4 years ago