+64 You know your becoming a responsible person when you get blackout drunk and complete a task you otherwise would not have completed sober. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

You’re

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Does getting stoned specifically to complete a difficult task count?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I wish I was like this stoned

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Thank god I'm not the only one. I love waking up to a spotless kitchen or bathroom.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

i used to get drunk just so i would have the motivation to do school and chores

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Drunkards are very reliable in assignments especially poetry and songs writers

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I'm a guitar player, and I set my rig back up last night blackout drunk. When I wake up to play this morning it is perfectly set up with my pedal board in a different and possibly better layout lol I used to just keep it on the bag but now that I'm old I do all the chores blackout drunk lol it's like having a servant doing all your hard work for you! But in reality it's just drunk you and sober you doesn't remember lol

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I mopped the floors the last time, so accurate.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I got blackout drunk at my friend's cabin a few years ago and woke up the next morning in the back of his dad's truck by myself using a golf club cover as a pillow. When I came to my senses, I couldn't find my wallet or keys, only to find out I put them in my car for safe keeping during my drunken shenanigans. So this means that I was responsible enough to put my personal belongings in my car, but not enough to fall asleep in it.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I had a meth addict park an RV in front of my house and disassemble Every. Single. Piece. Of it in my yard. One day, I got black out drunk, took a sawzall to it and had a bunch of little squares of RV in my trash can. Okay, it was actually a multiweek project but I never would have done it sober. That was a very strange point in my life.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

You woke up then read the tattoos you got as clues...and suprise you were the meth head living in front of your parents all along

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I used to wake up to a spotless kitchen.

by Anonymous 4 years ago