+70 At work nobody complains when you come too early, amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Unless you're a pornstar.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Or a gigolo

by Anonymous 3 years ago

But they hate you when you pull out early

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Join the military. When I was enlisted I'd get yelled at by another grown ass man for being 13 minutes early to formation.

by Anonymous 3 years ago