+64 When you eat table salt, you're eating rocks and a poisonous gas. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Put that salt on some almonds and I'll show you some poisonous gas

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Do you hate salted almonds?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Nope. Love em. Just had some, as a matter of fact. They will make a reappearance some time early morning, peeling the paint from the walls

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Are you rubbing the nuts against the wall

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Funny, no. Can't tell if you're serious, but if you don't actually know, some people are "intolerant" of foods due to digestive issues. For me, whatever I eat that has an issue (dairy, almonds, beans..) creates gas inside, sometimes to a painful degree, resulting in sometimes potent olfactory eminations, or stinky farts

by Anonymous 3 years ago

"I'll show you poisonous gas" Now I understand this is why context matters

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You've obviously never eaten at Taco Bell if you think that is scary.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It's just something I think about every time I eat, how we need rocks and poisonous gas to survive.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

But it's not crack so it's cool

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Incorrect. Take chemistry.

by Anonymous 3 years ago