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Also about smoke+34A lot of people who smoke pot spend way too much time talking about it and trying to convince you to smoke, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+92Eating saltines makes you realize how important saliva is for swallowing food. amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+86Mozzarella sticks dipped in marinara are the Italian version of nachos dipped in salsa, amirite?
Also about smoke, meal, and cigarette+546The smell of cigarette smoke can just ruin your meal if you don't smoke, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+53Frog gravy:
Frog drippings from your roasting pan
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
Dash of Worcestershire sauce
Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper
*2 tablespoons cold Flavored Butter, recipe follows (optional) amirite?
Also by Water-into-weed+65When you eat table salt, you're eating rocks and a poisonous gas. amirite?
Also about smoke and cigarette+257You hate it when you are walking down the street behind someone smoking and whenever you take a breath you have to inhale that nasty cigarette smoke, amirite?
Also about smoke and cigarette+369People who smoke pipes are immediately classier than if they smoked a cigarette, amirite?
Also about smoke and cigarette-21Cigarette smoke actually smells good in small amounts, and reminds you of entering motel lobbies on road trips as a kid. Same with gasoline: it's smell reminds you of midnight fuel stops on those same road trips. Good memories, amirite?
Also by Water-into-weed+72Spider-man probably would have been a horrible super hero in the 1800s, amirite?
Also by Water-into-weed+59The meat industry is probably stronger in the Bojack Horseman universe since all animals are the size of humans. amirite?
Also about smoke and cigarette+185If you get shot at while having a cigarette, don't complain. Because after all, everybody knows that when there's smoke, there's fire, amirite?
Also about smoke and cigarette+197It's ridiculous that on fml if somebody's post mentions that they smoke, they'll always be at least one comment saying they deserved it for being a smoker. Smoking a cigarette doesn't make you a terrible person any more that being fat does. amirite?