+71 We love being attached to inanimate objects because they can't die or leave us, amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

My first car died so....

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I'm sorry to hear that. Nothing will ever be the same as your first car. Even if it's better. It won't replace the memories.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Ngl it was an awesome little buzz box

by Anonymous 4 years ago

They can, and will leave us. We only love them so much because they are what we make of them. They never disagree with us.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I don't care about them not disagreeing but I agree with the first part. My most cherished inanimate objects are those that evoke emotion or trigger certain memories or feelings. And then when they have long histories, being imbued with more of those emotional associations, they become even more special. And I know many of them will die but they are still valued.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Well someone that died cant leave so it just keep them in the freezer

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Or maybe for the memories they represent....

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Tell that to my old Teddy Ruxpin

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Wilson!!!!! 😩

by Anonymous 4 years ago

A lot less messier than relationships. Humans will actually worship inanimate objects like a car. That is their religion.They possess us. I've seen it in action. Spoiler. They will die and leave us e.g. repossession, theft, etc. I think it's allcalled animism.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

The IRS would like to collect taxes on your objects.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

That explains my love for women (sarcasm)

by Anonymous 4 years ago

My pet rock ran away

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I have my bear and he has been with with since I was a day old. I'm 30 now and plan to still have him when I'm 80 (if I make that)

by Anonymous 4 years ago

And yet my mom got rid of my teddy bear decades ago and I am still bitter.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Yes but they can break

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Unless its a pen. You drop it. Its at chicago

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Penis & testicles

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Someone tell this to thieves

by Anonymous 4 years ago