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Also about scrambled eggs-412You can never have too much black pepper on scrambled eggs. amirite?
Also by Mytokhondria+67Becoming a ventriloquist has become tremendously simpler. amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+66If whales could masturbate, there would probably be fish that follow them around to eat the jizz, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+89GMOs are quite literally "playing with your food". amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+83Cotton candy is a snack but it has its own flavor, amirite?
Also about scrambled eggs+96the best scrambled eggs are the ones you make yourself, amirite?
Also by Mytokhondria+50Virginity checks like the ones T.I. swears by just encourage anal sex, amirite?
Also by Mytokhondria+28It doesn't matter how big your penis is if it can't make someone happy. amirite?
Also about scrambled eggs+283The best Dr. Seuss books aren't the ones where he just made up funny sounding nonsense (Scrambled Eggs Super, Fox In Socks, The Foot Book, etc...); They're the ones that tell a true story, with an actual message, like How the Grinch Stole Christmas, The Lorax, Horton Hears a Who, or The Sneetches, amirite?