If chimpanzees are 99% related to humans, then eating a chimp is 99% cannibalism. amirite?

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Not if you take into account the actual definition of cannibalism

By this logic, all animals down the evolutionary tree are just varying degrees of cannibalism. Heck, plant life and animal life have mutual ancestors, everything is cannibalism if you think about it. Unless you don't believe in evolution and therefore don't think.

Yeah this is why I try to only eat one or two chimps per week.

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Well that's how we got HIV isn't it? People hunting and eating chimpanzees. Not a good idea to eat too close to the family tree...

So what you're saying is it's better to eat people because there are too many anyway? Solid advice.

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