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You don't know how far the nearest corpse is from you. amirite?

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Pretty sure it's the fish that died a couple days ago that's still in its tank in the kitchen cause my siblings don't know it's dead and we don't want to tell them

It's inside me

Tuggspeedmens avatar Tuggspeedmen Yeah You Are +10Reply

Of course I do, it's approximately 10 football fields away.

my neighbour is in his coffin upstairs, so ... yeah... if theres one closer i'm not up for knowing

There's lots of stuff you don't know how close the closest is.

I leave in front of a graveyard... there's a pretty good chance I know!

Of course I do, it's in my fridge

Well, we have a hill that we bury our dead animals on. So yeah, I kinda know where they are.

@Robisrael How do you know there's not a corpse somewhere closer?

That which is asserted without evidence, may be dismissed without evidence.

@supportinggravity But he can't be sure the closest corpse to him is one at the graveyard

He has evidence corpses are there. You have no evidence they are anywhere closer.

@bibbitybobbitybacon He has evidence corpses are there. You have no evidence they are anywhere closer.

He doesn't have evidence that there aren't corpses closer to him as well

contextrips avatar contextrip Yeah You Are +7Reply
@contextrip He doesn't have evidence that there aren't corpses closer to him as well

As above, he doesn't need any because you're asserting that there are without evidence. That which is asserted without evidence, may be dismissed without evidence.

Some of us know...

Watchu mean that bitch right here

Or it could be in the bathtub upstairs while I wait for the blood to completely drain before feeding it into the garbage disposal piece by piece.

@Cosmicsaiyan Or it could be in the bathtub upstairs while I wait for the blood to completely drain before feeding it into the...

Who knows....

Btw, on other note, sulfuric acid can dissolve a human body in 2 days.

Cheytuflyas avatar Cheytuflya Yeah You Are +8Reply
@Cheytuflya Who knows.... ​ Btw, on other note, sulfuric acid can dissolve a human body in 2 days.

In my experience it's closer to 3 but then again I didn't stir as much as I should have.

Jokes on you I life next to a graveyard

It's under the floor here in my office.

About 6 feet. My house is built on an old nun graveyard.

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