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Also about nearest+73Technically, every cellphone is a satellite phone, since 9-1-1 calls connect directly with communication satellites in space, since the call would be successful, even if the nearest cellphone tower is way out of range. And the only reason why nonemergency calls are unsuccessful if the nearest cellphone tower is out of range, is because communication satellites block nonemergency calls from ordinary cellphones that are not classified as satellite phones. So the data from satellite phones is programmed differently, so that communication satellites are programmed to accept calls made from satellite phones and deny calls made from ordinary cellphones. Unless it's a 9-1-1 call. Then satellites accept the call.
Also about Science+64It's possible that intelligent life on the brink of extinction elsewhere in the universe intends to colonize Earth after exterminating the local vermin — us. amirite?
Also about nearest+44Whenever you hear a helicopter while inside, you run to the nearest window, can't see it, get real low to see a bit higher, still not see it, realise you've been deceived by the Doppler effect and give up, amirite?
Also by Cosmicsaiyan+47You don't know how far the nearest corpse is from you. amirite?
Also by Cosmicsaiyan+8The population has been tricked to spy on itself and upload the pictures. amirite?
Also about nearest+70The U.S. penny should be banned and prices should be rounded to the nearest nickel, Amirite?
Also about Science+44We can never truly confirm that one's perception of a color is the same as everyone else's perception, amirite?
Also by Cosmicsaiyan+61You can't move your penis without blinking your butthole, amirite?
Also about corpse+56It's amazing how different species have evolved in partnership or conflict with each other. Some plants use smell to attract pollinators and repel predators, like the corpse flower; some parasites make deals with other animals, using a sort of middleman host; and some physically unexceptional animals manage to form societies that are conduisive to the survival of their species, amirite?
Also about nearest+259It's pretty unsettling when a fly doesn't even flinch while being swatted at. It's almost as if it decided to give up on life, which makes you feel bad for a second until you remember that motherfucker flew circles around your head for half an hour while most likely cackling and rubbing its tiny evil hands together. Then you squash it with the nearest object in sight, like a boss, amirite?