You don't know how far the nearest corpse is from you. amirite?

Of course I do, it's in my fridge

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Well, we have a hill that we bury our dead animals on. So yeah, I kinda know where they are.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

How do you know there's not a corpse somewhere closer?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That which is asserted without evidence, may be dismissed without evidence.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

But he can't be sure the closest corpse to him is one at the graveyard

by Anonymous 3 years ago

He has evidence corpses are there. You have no evidence they are anywhere closer.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

He doesn't have evidence that there aren't corpses closer to him as well

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I never said that those are the closest to me- I mentioned that I know that those are pretty close.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Understandable, have a great day

by Anonymous 3 years ago

As above, he doesn't need any because you're asserting that there are without evidence. That which is asserted without evidence, may be dismissed without evidence.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Or it could be in the bathtub upstairs while I wait for the blood to completely drain before feeding it into the garbage disposal piece by piece.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Who knows....  Btw, on other note, sulfuric acid can dissolve a human body in 2 days.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

In my experience it's closer to 3 but then again I didn't stir as much as I should have.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Some of us know...

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Pretty sure it's the fish that died a couple days ago that's still in its tank in the kitchen cause my siblings don't know it's dead and we don't want to tell them

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It's under the floor here in my office.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

my neighbour is in his coffin upstairs, so ... yeah... if theres one closer i'm not up for knowing

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Watchu mean that bitch right here

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Of course I do, it's approximately 10 football fields away.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Jokes on you I life next to a graveyard

by Anonymous 3 years ago

There's lots of stuff you don't know how close the closest is.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

About 6 feet. My house is built on an old nun graveyard.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It's inside me

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I leave in front of a graveyard... there's a pretty good chance I know!

by Anonymous 3 years ago