+66 Someone probably died Googling "how to Heimlich maneuver yourself", amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Someone died because someone *Googled* "how to heimlich maneuver"

by Anonymous 4 years ago

If you're really wondering, use the back of a chair.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Join me on the ‘i dont get it team'

by Anonymous 4 years ago

If you are googling the Heimlich Maneuver you are either going to do it right and not choke, or run out of time and choke to death.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Why not use the phone in your hand to dial 911? You might not be able to speak but at least they'll send someone

by Anonymous 4 years ago

They probably found a video with instructions, but there was a non-skip 30 second add for League of Legends where an animated character was doing a Tik-Tok dance.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

So the way you do the self heimlich maneuver is # THIS VIDEO IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY RAID SHADOWS LEGENDS

by Anonymous 4 years ago

With a chair 😎

by Anonymous 4 years ago