Or during a game of fake heart attack followed by naps...
Haha, that Demetri Martin is a genius.
he has the best jokes evar!
Wouldn't it be ironic if it happened while the family was playing 'Life'?
This is so original :p
This was stolen (from Demetri Martin I believe)
(...): Unintentionally. :/
suuuuuuure it was unintentional. i TOTALLY believe that
You should chill. I already explained farther down: "Someone tweeted it and I stole it from him." I thought it was my friend's original thought, and I made a post. I had no idea it was from a comedian.
Had your friend seen demetri martin?
Demetri Martin c:
Lol I didn't know. Someone tweeted it and I stole it from him.
ah, that makes sense. c:
On Everybody Hates Chris on Nick@Nite, an old man died of a heart attach during a knock knockk joke. "Knock Knock." "Who's there" "I'm having a heart......" "You're having a heart who??" BOOM yea he's gone.
I love that show!
What's up with the 257 who NW'd? Is there a worse time to have a heart attack that I'm unaware of?
Some people just don't like anything. I posted something along the lines of.. "Some retards just go around and NW everything" ...which is true, methinks.
well, yes there is... during a game of fake heart attacks followed by naps :D
IT'S A JACKEL IT'S A JACKEL!
Especially if your teammates are bad guessers.
Is it bad that I laughed when I imagined the senario?
i totally did the same thing =/ haha
Me too. :P And I really need to get a hobby or something because I sat here and read all 91 comments.
That's disappointing.... no offense.
I did too, you have nothing to worry about ;))
I did, too. Shrug
What does the scouter say about the amount of votes on this post?
IT'S OVER 9,000!!!
I <3 Demetri Martin
How is this score so high tho?
Because it's fucking awesome.
IF YOU SAY SO.
I do say so. I was very amused by this.
Haha, so was I. Then I realized it was a comedian's idea :[
That's okay. I think I've posted a facebook group or two by accident.
Are you one of those people that say on accident instead of by accident?
No, I was just asking how you would do it by accident?
I didn't know there was a "It seems like when you ask a little kid to give you a high five they think it's permission to hit you as hard as they can' facebook group. I mean, seriously. I volunteer with first graders.
Holy crap what is this world coming to?
sobs I know. I'm going to make a post about a post about a post about a facebook group and then they'll be sorry.
Hahaahaa. My friend made a good one called "I wish I could think of a clever page everyone would join!" or something.
Did people join it?
Heyyy but I just realized I don't even know what your name is. Why is this?
My name is Keyara Shanea Pierre - Louis. Do you have a cool middle name?
I wish! It's just Earl :[
But you have a really pretty name :]
Thanks! Guess what I was named after? Earl is a cool name, what are you talking about? An Earl invented the sandwhich.
Hahah yeah but that doesn't make it a COOL name :/
I don't know, what were you named after?
Yes it does :p. Sandwiches are boss. Roast beef is my favorite cold cut. But nothing beats a steak and cheese hogie. I was named after a band. But the spelling is different.
Oh, that's awesome!
I think it'd be pretty cool if sandwiches were named after me.
THE ROCKY ROAST EXTRAVAGANZA
Ummm Roast. What would you put on it?
I meant mmmm but for some reason my fingers typed a U in front.
Hahhaa. I don't know. Something delicious. Omg so hungry now.
Me too. Time to make guacamole :)
I went to IHOP and it was so delicious.
I love IHOP and it's various breakfast goods :)
I was so hungry, I wanted everything on the menu.
Also guacamole is amazing.
I actually really enjoyed reading that conversation. Thanks guys.
Aw, why did you guys end the conversation? It's hilarious.
Oh yeah. I know I did. lol
Yeah. I really felt I was being original. But by golly, there's a facebook group for everything.
Yeah, there's probably a Facebook page for like
"I hate when I eat a Pop-Tart isn't cooked all the way, and a bit of jelly drops onto my shirt and a vampire thinks it's blood so he gets excited and then I have to punch him."
And then the Vampire starts crying and I feel really bad so I try to give him a tissue but we were all out so we go to Walmart. But then the store clerk is being a total asswhole because he's racist against vampires.
Yeah, freaking heartless store clerks.
And then we tell the bad store clerk that we want to speak to the manger and when the manager comes we tell him about the awful service and he fires the angry store clerk, whose name is Kevin by the way. But what we don't know is that Kevin is just one loss away from going completely crazy and he decides he's going to get revenge against me and my vampire frenemy if it's the last thing he does.
So me and the vamp are walking home with a box of kleenex when we notice the sun's coming out. And we're like. 'Oh Noes! You can't be in the sunlight cause you'll die' and so we quickly make our way to the car dealership to buy a an SUV with rims and tinted windows. And there's a really nice sales person there. A little too nice. In fact, he looks downright familiar.
I saw that group o_O. It's cluttering up my page right now.
what if this is demitri?? haha
...Or during a game of fake heart attacks...
Who ever plays that game?
kind of joking/pretending to be clever
thats so true (and cruel)
followed by naps :P
this just made my day. haha(:
or when you're cleaning the windows on a skyscraper.
gotta love Demetri Martin.
the only worse time would be during a game of fake heart attack amirite?
i luved reading these comments. Thanks for the laughs, commenters, thank you
demetri martin is my favorite comedian and that is definitely one of his better quotes!!!
ilostmyshoe, i just relised what your nickname is. awesome name ;)
Bahaha wow...thats all iam going to say
what about choking
my computer beat me in chess, but then i beat it in kick-boxing
LOL at you're using IE
you can't join by just asking
I get it, it's a cock joke!
Especially followed by naps (yes, this is also from Demtri Martin, but face it, he's awesome.)
I was the one who put you over 10,000 :P
I had a friend who had a heart attack when he and his friends were messing around. It wasn't charades, but they still thought he was just kidding around. It took them forever to realize it was real. Luckily, he lived.
flying an airplane would be worse.
or in a game of fake heart attack
its when no one is around to help you.
Yeah, horrible timing, that...
I saw an elephant today.
Did it smile at you?
It even winked.
Wow. Way to flirt with an elephant, Oinky ;)
This is my fave AMIRITE!!! Luv ya rocky <33333
i was going to, but i was too lazy :)
YOU STOLE THIS FROM DEMETRI MARTIN!! what a dick move..
Maybe Denetri Martin stole this from Rocky. But seriously, he said he did that unintentionally like in the third comment on this page. Learn2Read
Demitri Martin is bomb and hilarious
As of right now, this post's score is +11111. This amuses me greatly.
you should read MLIA then :)
Oh trust me, I have. I stopped in favor of this site, though.
Aah! No! It doesn't mean you can't be madly in love with both!!!!
The worst time would be when you are alone and far from a hospital. That's basically a death sentence.
Congrats on +11,000!
absolutely hilarious > and soo true.
I don't get it
hahah, this makes me laugh. because this would soooo happen to me.
You mean you would have a heart attack? :/
i like the way you think. :)
: they think wonderfully.
You are a fucking moron. Are you honestly trying to imply that there is a good time to have a heart attack?
You need to chill.
Yes, it's between 3 PM and 1 AM.
Just some random times.
No. He's saying that the WORST time would be during a game of charades, not that there is a good time to have a heart attack.
Yes. During a game of 'Operation'.
Wow. Don't take it so personally! Chill out!