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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades, amirite?

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Or during a game of fake heart attack followed by naps...

Haha, that Demetri Martin is a genius.

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He rocks.

Anonymous +5Reply

Wouldn't it be ironic if it happened while the family was playing 'Life'?

ilostmyshoes avatar ilostmyshoe Yeah You Are +9Reply

This is so original :p

Bear_Shebas avatar Bear_Sheba Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Bear_Sheba This is so original :p

This was stolen (from Demetri Martin I believe)

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Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Rocky (...): Unintentionally. :/

suuuuuuure it was unintentional. i TOTALLY believe that

Anonymous -34Reply
@suuuuuuure it was unintentional. i TOTALLY believe that

You should chill. I already explained farther down: "Someone tweeted it and I stole it from him." I thought it was my friend's original thought, and I made a post. I had no idea it was from a comedian.

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are +12Reply

Demetri Martin c:

hhurricanes avatar hhurricane Yeah You Are +4Reply
@hhurricane Demetri Martin c:

Lol I didn't know. Someone tweeted it and I stole it from him.

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are +5Reply

On Everybody Hates Chris on Nick@Nite, an old man died of a heart attach during a knock knockk joke. "Knock Knock." "Who's there" "I'm having a heart......" "You're having a heart who??" BOOM yea he's gone.

hellokittyninjas avatar hellokittyninja Yeah You Are +4Reply

What's up with the 257 who NW'd? Is there a worse time to have a heart attack that I'm unaware of?

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Rocky What's up with the 257 who NW'd? Is there a worse time to have a heart attack that I'm unaware of?

Some people just don't like anything. I posted something along the lines of.. "Some retards just go around and NW everything" ...which is true, methinks.

@Rocky What's up with the 257 who NW'd? Is there a worse time to have a heart attack that I'm unaware of?

well, yes there is... during a game of fake heart attacks followed by naps :D

Anonymous 0Reply

IT'S A JACKEL IT'S A JACKEL!

Vinvus avatar Vinvu Yeah You Are +3Reply

Especially if your teammates are bad guessers.

Anonymous +3Reply

Is it bad that I laughed when I imagined the senario?

Anonymous +3Reply
@exsqueeze_me i totally did the same thing =/ haha

Me too. :P And I really need to get a hobby or something because I sat here and read all 91 comments.

sosokats avatar sosokat Yeah You Are +1Reply

What does the scouter say about the amount of votes on this post?

IT'S OVER 9,000!!!

I <3 Demetri Martin

Anonymous +2Reply

How is this score so high tho?

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are +2Reply
@Rocky How is this score so high tho?

Because it's fucking awesome.

oinks avatar oink Yeah You Are +4Reply
@ilostmyshoe Word.

IF YOU SAY SO.

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are -1Reply
@Rocky IF YOU SAY SO.

I do say so. I was very amused by this.

ilostmyshoes avatar ilostmyshoe Yeah You Are -2Reply
@ilostmyshoe I do say so. I was very amused by this.

Haha, so was I. Then I realized it was a comedian's idea :[

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Rocky Haha, so was I. Then I realized it was a comedian's idea :[

That's okay. I think I've posted a facebook group or two by accident.

ilostmyshoes avatar ilostmyshoe Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Rocky By accident?

Are you one of those people that say on accident instead of by accident?

ilostmyshoes avatar ilostmyshoe Yeah You Are 0Reply
Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Rocky No, I was just asking how you would do it by accident?

I didn't know there was a "It seems like when you ask a little kid to give you a high five they think it's permission to hit you as hard as they can' facebook group. I mean, seriously. I volunteer with first graders.

ilostmyshoes avatar ilostmyshoe Yeah You Are +2Reply
@Rocky Holy crap what is this world coming to?

sobs I know. I'm going to make a post about a post about a post about a facebook group and then they'll be sorry.

ilostmyshoes avatar ilostmyshoe Yeah You Are +2Reply
@ilostmyshoe sobs I know. I'm going to make a post about a post about a post about a facebook group and then they'll be sorry.

Hahaahaa. My friend made a good one called "I wish I could think of a clever page everyone would join!" or something.

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are +1Reply
@ilostmyshoe Did people join it?

Heyyy but I just realized I don't even know what your name is. Why is this?

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Rocky Heyyy but I just realized I don't even know what your name is. Why is this?

My name is Keyara Shanea Pierre - Louis. Do you have a cool middle name?

ilostmyshoes avatar ilostmyshoe Yeah You Are 0Reply
@ilostmyshoe My name is Keyara Shanea Pierre - Louis. Do you have a cool middle name?

I wish! It's just Earl :[
But you have a really pretty name :]

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Rocky I wish! It's just Earl :[ But you have a really pretty name :]

Thanks! Guess what I was named after? Earl is a cool name, what are you talking about? An Earl invented the sandwhich.

ilostmyshoes avatar ilostmyshoe Yeah You Are 0Reply
@ilostmyshoe Thanks! Guess what I was named after? Earl is a cool name, what are you talking about? An Earl invented the sandwhich.

Hahah yeah but that doesn't make it a COOL name :/
I don't know, what were you named after?

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Rocky Hahah yeah but that doesn't make it a COOL name :/ I don't know, what were you named after?

Yes it does :p. Sandwiches are boss. Roast beef is my favorite cold cut. But nothing beats a steak and cheese hogie. I was named after a band. But the spelling is different.

ilostmyshoes avatar ilostmyshoe Yeah You Are 0Reply
@ilostmyshoe Yes it does :p. Sandwiches are boss. Roast beef is my favorite cold cut. But nothing beats a steak and cheese...

Oh, that's awesome!
I think it'd be pretty cool if sandwiches were named after me.
Like
THE ROCKY ROAST EXTRAVAGANZA

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are +1Reply
@ilostmyshoe Ummm Roast. What would you put on it?

I meant mmmm but for some reason my fingers typed a U in front.

ilostmyshoes avatar ilostmyshoe Yeah You Are 0Reply
@ilostmyshoe I meant mmmm but for some reason my fingers typed a U in front.

Hahhaa. I don't know. Something delicious. Omg so hungry now.

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are 0Reply
@ilostmyshoe Me too. Time to make guacamole :)

I went to IHOP and it was so delicious.

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Rocky I went to IHOP and it was so delicious.

I love IHOP and it's various breakfast goods :)

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Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are -1Reply
@Rocky Also guacamole is amazing.

I actually really enjoyed reading that conversation. Thanks guys.

Anonymous +6Reply
@Rocky Also guacamole is amazing.

Aw, why did you guys end the conversation? It's hilarious.

@ilostmyshoe Did people join it?

Oh yeah. I know I did. lol

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Rocky By accident?

Yeah. I really felt I was being original. But by golly, there's a facebook group for everything.

ilostmyshoes avatar ilostmyshoe Yeah You Are -2Reply
@ilostmyshoe Yeah. I really felt I was being original. But by golly, there's a facebook group for everything.

Yeah, there's probably a Facebook page for like
"I hate when I eat a Pop-Tart isn't cooked all the way, and a bit of jelly drops onto my shirt and a vampire thinks it's blood so he gets excited and then I have to punch him."

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are +8Reply
@Rocky Yeah, there's probably a Facebook page for like "I hate when I eat a Pop-Tart isn't cooked all the way, and a bit...

And then the Vampire starts crying and I feel really bad so I try to give him a tissue but we were all out so we go to Walmart. But then the store clerk is being a total asswhole because he's racist against vampires.

ilostmyshoes avatar ilostmyshoe Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Rocky Yeah, freaking heartless store clerks.

And then we tell the bad store clerk that we want to speak to the manger and when the manager comes we tell him about the awful service and he fires the angry store clerk, whose name is Kevin by the way. But what we don't know is that Kevin is just one loss away from going completely crazy and he decides he's going to get revenge against me and my vampire frenemy if it's the last thing he does.

ilostmyshoes avatar ilostmyshoe Yeah You Are +2Reply
@ilostmyshoe And then we tell the bad store clerk that we want to speak to the manger and when the manager comes we tell him...

So me and the vamp are walking home with a box of kleenex when we notice the sun's coming out. And we're like. 'Oh Noes! You can't be in the sunlight cause you'll die' and so we quickly make our way to the car dealership to buy a an SUV with rims and tinted windows. And there's a really nice sales person there. A little too nice. In fact, he looks downright familiar.

ilostmyshoes avatar ilostmyshoe Yeah You Are +1Reply

what if this is demitri?? haha

kingsman17s avatar kingsman17 Yeah You Are +2Reply

...Or during a game of fake heart attacks...

Anonymous +2Reply
oinks avatar oink Yeah You Are 0Reply
@oink Who ever plays that game?

kind of joking/pretending to be clever

Anonymous +1Reply

thats so true (and cruel)

Anonymous +2Reply

followed by naps :P

Anonymous +2Reply

this just made my day. haha(:

Anonymous +2Reply

or when you're cleaning the windows on a skyscraper.

gotta love Demetri Martin.

Anonymous +1Reply

the only worse time would be during a game of fake heart attack amirite?

Anonymous +1Reply
@the only worse time would be during a game of fake heart attack amirite?

i luved reading these comments. Thanks for the laughs, commenters, thank you

Anonymous +1Reply

demetri martin is my favorite comedian and that is definitely one of his better quotes!!!

Anonymous +1Reply

ilostmyshoe, i just relised what your nickname is. awesome name ;)

Bahaha wow...thats all iam going to say

Anonymous +1Reply

what about choking

Anonymous +1Reply

my computer beat me in chess, but then i beat it in kick-boxing
-Demetri Martin

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LOL at you're using IE

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you can't join by just asking

Anonymous 0Reply

I get it, it's a cock joke!

Anonymous 0Reply

Especially followed by naps (yes, this is also from Demtri Martin, but face it, he's awesome.)

I was the one who put you over 10,000 :P

iamalwaysrites avatar iamalwaysrite Yeah You Are 0Reply

I had a friend who had a heart attack when he and his friends were messing around. It wasn't charades, but they still thought he was just kidding around. It took them forever to realize it was real. Luckily, he lived.

flying an airplane would be worse.

or in a game of fake heart attack

its when no one is around to help you.

Yeah, horrible timing, that...

ForkNdaRoads avatar ForkNdaRoad Yeah You Are 0Reply

True

I saw an elephant today.

oinks avatar oink Yeah You Are -1Reply
@oink I saw an elephant today.

Did it smile at you?

ilostmyshoes avatar ilostmyshoe Yeah You Are 0Reply
oinks avatar oink Yeah You Are +1Reply
@oink It even winked.

Wow. Way to flirt with an elephant, Oinky ;)

ilostmyshoes avatar ilostmyshoe Yeah You Are +3Reply

This is my fave AMIRITE!!! Luv ya rocky <33333

Anonymous -1Reply

i was going to, but i was too lazy :)

litapd311s avatar litapd311 Yeah You Are -1Reply

100'th comment!

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are -1Reply

YOU STOLE THIS FROM DEMETRI MARTIN!! what a dick move..

@DamnWhosASexyFish YOU STOLE THIS FROM DEMETRI MARTIN!! what a dick move..

Maybe Denetri Martin stole this from Rocky. But seriously, he said he did that unintentionally like in the third comment on this page. Learn2Read

incedios avatar incedio Yeah You Are +6Reply

Demitri Martin is bomb and hilarious

As of right now, this post's score is +11111. This amuses me greatly.

The worst time would be when you are alone and far from a hospital. That's basically a death sentence.

Congrats on +11,000!

Rochmis avatar Rochmi Yeah You Are -2Reply

absolutely hilarious > and soo true.

Anonymous -3Reply

...
I don't get it

Anonymous -3Reply

hahah, this makes me laugh. because this would soooo happen to me.

Anonymous -4Reply
oinks avatar oink Yeah You Are +4Reply

i like the way you think. :)

Chins avatar Chin Yeah You Are -5Reply
@Chin i like the way you think. :)

: they think wonderfully.

Anonymous -5Reply

You are a fucking moron. Are you honestly trying to imply that there is a good time to have a heart attack?

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