+14,381 The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades, amirite?

by Anonymous 9 years ago

This is so original :p

by Anonymous 15 years ago

This was stolen (from Demetri Martin I believe)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

(...): Unintentionally. :/

by Anonymous 15 years ago

suuuuuuure it was unintentional. i TOTALLY believe that

by Anonymous 15 years ago

You should chill. I already explained farther down: "Someone tweeted it and I stole it from him." I thought it was my friend's original thought, and I made a post. I had no idea it was from a comedian.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Had your friend seen demetri martin?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i like the way you think. :)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

: they think wonderfully.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Demetri Martin c:

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Lol I didn't know. Someone tweeted it and I stole it from him.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

ah, that makes sense. c:

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Or during a game of fake heart attack followed by naps... Haha, that Demetri Martin is a genius.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

he has the best jokes evar!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

On Everybody Hates Chris on Nick@Nite, an old man died of a heart attach during a knock knockk joke. "Knock Knock." "Who's there" "I'm having a heart......" "You're having a heart who??" BOOM yea he's gone.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I love that show!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

IT'S A JACKEL IT'S A JACKEL!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I <3 Demetri Martin

by Anonymous 15 years ago

How is this score so high tho?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Because it's fucking awesome.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Word.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

IF YOU SAY SO.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I do say so. I was very amused by this.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Haha, so was I. Then I realized it was a comedian's idea :[

by Anonymous 15 years ago

That's okay. I think I've posted a facebook group or two by accident.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

By accident?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Yeah. I really felt I was being original. But by golly, there's a facebook group for everything.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Yeah, there's probably a Facebook page for like "I hate when I eat a Pop-Tart isn't cooked all the way, and a bit of jelly drops onto my shirt and a vampire thinks it's blood so he gets excited and then I have to punch him."

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I saw that group o_O. It's cluttering up my page right now.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

And then the Vampire starts crying and I feel really bad so I try to give him a tissue but we were all out so we go to Walmart. But then the store clerk is being a total asswhole because he's racist against vampires.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Yeah, freaking heartless store clerks.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

And then we tell the bad store clerk that we want to speak to the manger and when the manager comes we tell him about the awful service and he fires the angry store clerk, whose name is Kevin by the way. But what we don't know is that Kevin is just one loss away from going completely crazy and he decides he's going to get revenge against me and my vampire frenemy if it's the last thing he does.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

So me and the vamp are walking home with a box of kleenex when we notice the sun's coming out. And we're like. 'Oh Noes! You can't be in the sunlight cause you'll die' and so we quickly make our way to the car dealership to buy a an SUV with rims and tinted windows. And there's a really nice sales person there. A little too nice. In fact, he looks downright familiar.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Are you one of those people that say on accident instead of by accident?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

No, I was just asking how you would do it by accident?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I didn't know there was a "It seems like when you ask a little kid to give you a high five they think it's permission to hit you as hard as they can' facebook group. I mean, seriously. I volunteer with first graders.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Holy crap what is this world coming to?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

*sobs* I know. I'm going to make a post about a post about a post about a facebook group and then they'll be sorry.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Hahaahaa. My friend made a good one called "I wish I could think of a clever page everyone would join!" or something.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Did people join it?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Oh yeah. I know I did. lol

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Heyyy but I just realized I don't even know what your name is. Why is this?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

My name is Keyara Shanea Pierre - Louis. Do you have a cool middle name?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I wish! It's just Earl :[ But you have a really pretty name :]

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Thanks! Guess what I was named after? Earl is a cool name, what are you talking about? An Earl invented the sandwhich.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Hahah yeah but that doesn't make it a COOL name :/ I don't know, what were you named after?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Yes it does :p. Sandwiches are boss. Roast beef is my favorite cold cut. But nothing beats a steak and cheese hogie. I was named after a band. But the spelling is different.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Oh, that's awesome! I think it'd be pretty cool if sandwiches were named after me. Like THE ROCKY ROAST EXTRAVAGANZA

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Ummm Roast. What would you put on it?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I meant mmmm but for some reason my fingers typed a U in front.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Hahhaa. I don't know. Something delicious. Omg so hungry now.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Me too. Time to make guacamole :)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I went to IHOP and it was so delicious.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I love IHOP and it's various breakfast goods :)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I was so hungry, I wanted everything on the menu.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Mmmm... everything...

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Yeahhh...

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Also guacamole is amazing.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I actually really enjoyed reading that conversation. Thanks guys.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Aw, why did you guys end the conversation? It's hilarious.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL =)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I saw an elephant today.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Did it smile at you?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

It even winked.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Liar.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Wow. Way to flirt with an elephant, Oinky ;)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

absolutely hilarious > and soo true.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

hahah, this makes me laugh. because this would soooo happen to me.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

You mean you would have a heart attack? :/

by Anonymous 15 years ago

You are a fucking moron. Are you honestly trying to imply that there is a good time to have a heart attack?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

You need to chill.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Yes, it's between 3 PM and 1 AM.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

What lol

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Just some random times.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Yes. During a game of 'Operation'.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Wow. Don't take it so personally! Chill out!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No. He's saying that the WORST time would be during a game of charades, not that there is a good time to have a heart attack.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wouldn't it be ironic if it happened while the family was playing 'Life'?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

what if this is demitri?? haha

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Especially if your teammates are bad guessers.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

...Or during a game of fake heart attacks...

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Who ever plays that game?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

kind of joking/pretending to be clever

by Anonymous 15 years ago

thats so true (and cruel)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

gotta love Demetri Martin.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

followed by naps :P

by Anonymous 15 years ago

the only worse time would be during a game of fake heart attack amirite?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

i luved reading these comments. Thanks for the laughs, commenters, thank you

by Anonymous 15 years ago

demetri martin is my favorite comedian and that is definitely one of his better quotes!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is my fave AMIRITE!!! Luv ya rocky <33333

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol thanks.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ilostmyshoe, i just relised what your nickname is. awesome name ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Is it bad that I laughed when I imagined the senario?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i totally did the same thing =/ haha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Me too. :P And I really need to get a hobby or something because I sat here and read all 91 comments.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's disappointing.... no offense.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I did too, you have nothing to worry about ;))

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I did, too. *Shrug*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i was going to, but i was too lazy :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this just made my day. haha(:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I get it, it's a cock joke!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

100'th comment!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha nice.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Bahaha wow...thats all iam going to say

by Anonymous 14 years ago

YOU STOLE THIS FROM DEMETRI MARTIN!! what a dick move..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe Denetri Martin stole this from Rocky. But seriously, he said he did that unintentionally like in the third comment on this page. Learn2Read

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What's up with the 257 who NW'd? Is there a worse time to have a heart attack that I'm unaware of?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Some people just don't like anything. I posted something along the lines of.. "Some retards just go around and NW everything" ...which is true, methinks.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

well, yes there is... during a game of fake heart attacks followed by naps :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what about choking

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Especially followed by naps (yes, this is also from Demtri Martin, but face it, he's awesome.)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What does the scouter say about the amount of votes on this post? IT'S OVER 9,000!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was the one who put you over 10,000 :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Demitri Martin is bomb and hilarious

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I had a friend who had a heart attack when he and his friends were messing around. It wasn't charades, but they still thought he was just kidding around. It took them forever to realize it was real. Luckily, he lived.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

my computer beat me in chess, but then i beat it in kick-boxing -Demetri Martin

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Congrats on +11,000!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

As of right now, this post's score is +11111. This amuses me greatly.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you should read MLIA then :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh trust me, I have. I stopped in favor of this site, though.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Aah! No! It doesn't mean you can't be madly in love with both!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

or when you're cleaning the windows on a skyscraper.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

... I don't get it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

flying an airplane would be worse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or in a game of fake heart attack

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The worst time would be when you are alone and far from a hospital. That's basically a death sentence.

by Anonymous 9 years ago

its when no one is around to help you.

by Anonymous 9 years ago

Yeah, horrible timing, that...

by Anonymous 9 years ago

True

by Anonymous 9 years ago