First moment of wisdom is realising that the keys to a happy life can't be bought. The second is realising that you still weren't born with what it takes to get them. amirite?

+61 First moment of wisdom is realising that the keys to a happy life can't be bought. The second is realising that you still weren't born with what it takes to get them. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

That is the most depressing thing I have read this week. The bar has been set for next week.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

First moment of wisdom is realising that you never asked to be born. The second is realising that you triggered the orgasm and were cheated in the ovulation Olympics

by Anonymous 4 years ago

My grandfather got my grandmother pregnant and because abortions weren't a thing, they decided to get married and then produce severl more mistakes and disasters, some of which carried on to make their own, and now I exist and I'm mad about it.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Just imagine your gramps too lazy to pull out

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Your grandpa totally got laid tho, good on him.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I don't believe in happiness, only in getting closer or more distant from that ideal. I don't think that that's bad either. You will always want more.

by Anonymous 4 years ago