+57 Sith lords have a lot of honor to not use their Force Grip on their enemy's groin. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

There are so many things that would really happen in the star wars universe that dont, groin strikes are among them.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Unlike Lord helmet, who immediately went for the schwartz

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Sith lords only use the groin grip for remote sex, and then exclusively in vibrator mode in order to induce orgasms.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Downvoters don't like orgasms because they have long since been unable to have them.  hehe

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Darth vader probably have sidious really good force backrubs when he was worried about his mentor

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I bet a Sith Lord could give a fantastic squeezer if they wanted to.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Some people probably pay extra for that.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

This is what I think about force weilders every time i watch anything star wars related

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Mel Brooks was way ahead of the Sith Lords. He went there.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

So Spaceballs: The Movie had it right. Go figure.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I mean...just squeeze an artery. Sith could have been much more hardcore.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

This. Eyes, groin, or if you can go inside the body then artery, brain, etc. Being able to apply physical pressure from a distance to any point is a very broken power.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

You have to go for the EYES. Everyone knows the eyes are the groin of the face

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Better put, Sith Lords save their honor to use their Force Grip on their lover's groin...

by Anonymous 4 years ago

This makes me think of old king fu movies and the protagonist developing an iron crotch 🤣

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I bet you could jack someone off with force grip

by Anonymous 4 years ago

And they don't push the off button on their opponents saber either for some reason

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Or maybe they're just not into that kinda stuff you never know

by Anonymous 4 years ago