A fight to the death is a high-risk, scary situation. It becomes a lot scarier, though, when you know your opponent plans to eat you if they win, even though the risk is the same. amirite?

+65 A fight to the death is a high-risk, scary situation. It becomes a lot scarier, though, when you know your opponent plans to eat you if they win, even though the risk is the same. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Is this from experience? I wouldn't think so, once I'm dead just eat me, how would I care? The moment before death is the scariest imo, knowing you're going to die and watching the slow motion, last act that puts you to sleep forever. I mean, not that I'd know, but a man can dream.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

What if all they brought was a spoon for a weapon.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I would not feel as threatened as if it were a fork. Maybe a comically large spoon, but then I'd have to imagine he'd be anaconda- swallowing me with an unhinged jaw.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Idi Amin wants your location

by Anonymous 3 years ago