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Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about Philosophy+54Something no woman can do is to stroke their beards deep in thought, amirite? More
Also about life, sleep, and pissed+170How pissed off you are at life on any given day is inversely proportional to the amount of sleep you got the night before, amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also by americanthaiguy+2No one knows you like your high school friends do. amirite?
Also about Philosophy+48Blind adherence to dogma skirts a full appreciation of life's bounty, amirite?
Also by americanthaiguy+66A fight to the death is a high-risk, scary situation. It becomes a lot scarier, though, when you know your opponent plans to eat you if they win, even though the risk is the same. amirite?
Also by americanthaiguy+17Ironically, wanting to make a kid is masturbatory. amirite?