+64 Since rubber comes from tress and trees need decomposing meat to grow, sports balls are technically meatballs. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Who said they just need decomposing meat?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Meat? Where are you getting your information? This is ridiculous.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

They are tasty too

by Anonymous 4 years ago

but if you hit someone with a sports ball that's assault but if you hit someone with a meatball its a food fight.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

They need minerals and water from the soil which is true enriched by organic material deposits, not necessarily "meat" but more likely from other trees, insects... Imagine the amount of meat needed for the Amazon forest to survive if your statement was even close to the truth. More impressive is that the minerals needed for the amazon forest are supplied by the dust from the Saara desert btw. From another continent.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Footballs are made of pigskin, so they are LITERALLY meatballs!

by Anonymous 4 years ago