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Also about happy-50I hate happy people. Life isn’t supposed to be happy and filled with sunshine, amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays+93We drink 268.2 litters of saliva every year, but drinking a cup of it doesn't seem to appetizing. amirite?
Also about happy+293Scientific research has discovered that the concept of nostalgia sets off a positive chemical reaction in the brain, making the mind slightly/temporarily happy. This means that even if it was something you didn't like (like a boring old TV show), just the nostalgia from remembering it can make you happy. That being said, 90's kids need to realize that not everything was better when they were younger; it could simply be the nostalgia factor that makes the older things seem better. Amirite?
Also about gift and receiver+246No matter how old you and/or the receiver are, when you're at a birthday party, you get so unbelievably determined for the birthday girl/boy to open your gift next, and then get so overly excited when they do, amirite?
Also about gift, receiver, and giver+53When giving a gift, there is always the possibility that the receiver won't like it, and the giver must always be prepared for that, amirite?
Also by dogmom050502+86A laser beam bounces around before it shoots out, so a Star Wars gun is really inefficient, amirite?
Also by dogmom050502+6People with false teeth have different sets of them for different events, amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays+55Putting lights on a Christmas tree allows it to keep doing photosynthesis. amirite?
Also about happy+179There are some holidays when it is totally weird to put "happy" in front of them, such as "Happy Labor Day!" or "Happy Columbus Day!" amirite?
Also about gift+200This Christmas you are buying everyone a small cheap gift and a dildo. So if they don't like the first gift they can go fuck themselves. amirite?
Also by dogmom050502-82When it rains, people only turn their headlights on because of peer pressure. amirite?
Also about gift and intention+633Whenever you're on a trip, looking at keychains with names on them in a gift shop, you always get so disappointed when they dont have your name even though you had no intention of purchasing one in the first place, amirite?