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+31A dancefloor where everyone wears headphones must sound unsettling, amirite? Also about food and eating
+122If fasting means eating no food, then slowing must mean eating a lot of food. This explains fat kids in P.E., amirite?
Also about salt and eating rocks
+64When you eat table salt, you're eating rocks and a poisonous gas. amirite?
Also about putting salt
+170When you are putting salt AND pepper on something, you always put the salt on first, amirite?
Also about food, salt, and putting
+465You wish salt was a different color so you could see how much you are putting on your food so you don't ruin the whole meal, amirite? Also about food, eating, and putting
+251Mad cow disease started by cows eating other cows, without knowing it. The zombie apocalypse is going to start by some food company, like Spam or something, either accidentally or purposely putting human meat in their food and then people across the world will eat it without knowing what it is that they're eating, amirite?
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+59In the Harry Potter universe, you could easily become immortal by turning into a Phoneix animagus, amirite?
Jesus christ Marie, they're minerals!
Putting sugar on food is technically just eating plants
Eating plants is pretty normal thp
fungi: we eat all the rocks
They break down with liquid almost instantly including in your mouth. So not really
This changes the folk story of stone soup forever!
Is it just me who never puts salt on stuff? Like with McDonalds, you've got the small packets and the large packets of fries, and the small ones come with less salt so I always by the small ones. Is it just me who does this?
Actually all the fries from McDonalds are salted together in the same bowl, so all fries are equally salty. I used to work there.
And medically raising blood pressure
Angry geologist mineral noises
It's a crystal
"Salt the only rock we eat" alton brown.