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Also about food and salt+7It could be that we like salt so much because we used to salt food to preserve it so salty food = safe food, amirite?
Also by The-Merciless-Potato+31A dancefloor where everyone wears headphones must sound unsettling, amirite?
Also about food and eating+122If fasting means eating no food, then slowing must mean eating a lot of food. This explains fat kids in P.E., amirite?
Also about salt and eating rocks+64When you eat table salt, you're eating rocks and a poisonous gas. amirite?
Also about putting salt+170When you are putting salt AND pepper on something, you always put the salt on first, amirite?
Also about food and eating+354Why do the people in the commercials about eating healthier always look excited while they're eating that lettuce or that celery but look so bored eating that the junk food. I'm pretty sure most people would much rather have that junk food. amirite?
Also about food, salt, and putting+465You wish salt was a different color so you could see how much you are putting on your food so you don't ruin the whole meal, amirite?
Also about food, eating, and putting+251Mad cow disease started by cows eating other cows, without knowing it. The zombie apocalypse is going to start by some food company, like Spam or something, either accidentally or purposely putting human meat in their food and then people across the world will eat it without knowing what it is that they're eating, amirite?
Also by The-Merciless-Potato+42Revolutionary road is the alternate ending to the Titanic, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+58Simple Sauteed Frog's Legs
Soak frog legs in milk for 1 hour, turning every 15 minutes. Remove from milk and salt and pepper them lightly, and coat them in flour. In a skillet bring the butter to a sizzle and add frog legs. Sauté legs uncovered until they're golden brown on both sides (turning as needed). amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+58All the food you eat is converted into energy that your cells use to create and maintain themselves. You are quite literally what you eat. amirite?