+48 Putting salt on your food is technically just eating rocks, amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

*Angry geologist mineral noises*

by Anonymous 4 years ago

It's a crystal

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Putting sugar on food is technically just eating plants

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Eating plants is pretty normal thp

by Anonymous 4 years ago

fungi: we eat all the rocks

by Anonymous 4 years ago

This changes the folk story of stone soup forever!

by Anonymous 4 years ago

"Salt the only rock we eat" alton brown.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Is it just me who never puts salt on stuff? Like with McDonalds, you've got the small packets and the large packets of fries, and the small ones come with less salt so I always by the small ones. Is it just me who does this?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Actually all the fries from McDonalds are salted together in the same bowl, so all fries are equally salty. I used to work there.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Jesus christ Marie, they're minerals!

by Anonymous 4 years ago

They break down with liquid almost instantly including in your mouth. So not really

by Anonymous 4 years ago

And medically raising blood pressure

by Anonymous 4 years ago