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Also about Philosophy+47Any and every thing a Trumper espouses as the gospel truth if, by definition, a fucking lie, amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also about Philosophy+81We focus far too much on death while ignoring life. amirite?
Also about life and timothy+1,739It would be awkward if fmylife.com had user profiles like amirite does. "Timothy has complained about his life in 64 posts. 74,022 people have told him his life is fucked and 55,637 people have told him he deserves his sucky life." amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also by KilljoyX+56Urinals are at least 10 times wider than they need to be, amirite?
Also about Philosophy+70Sweating is human's take on watercooling, amirite?
Also by KilljoyX+24A plate is an anti-gravity device for food, amirite?
Also by KilljoyX+84Vampires probably treat period blood like sunny side up. amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?