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Also about Holidays & Birthdays+93We drink 268.2 litters of saliva every year, but drinking a cup of it doesn't seem to appetizing. amirite?
Also about christmas and santa+680"I did! I did see mommy kissing Santa Clause! And I'm gonna tell my dad!" Stupid kid, don't tell your dad! Make sure Santa knows you have this information and then send him a revised Christmas list, amirite?
Also about marketing campaign-384"The Dark Knight" had an incredible marketing campaign; they even had the guy who played the Joker OD just to create hype, amirite?
Also by Shiny244+109Since 9 out of 10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste, It must not work. It would cost them business if it did its job. amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays+38In the movie Christmas Chronicles, there's powder that makes the elves crazy then there's a powder that makes the elves normal. If you put them together, you get elf drugs. amirite?
Also about christmas+69It is really easy to remember that Christmas is "around the corner" when the local supermarket has decorations, Christmas music and staff wearing 'father Christmas beanies" from the middle of October. amirite?
Also about children, christmas, and santa+288Think about it: Santa works on his Christmas presents all year; most men wait until Christmas Eve for their last minute shopping. Santa packs a bag full of gifts for all the children of the world; most men can’t pack any bag at all. Santa navigates the entire globe in a night; most men would get lost and then refuse to ask for directions. Santa Claus is actually a woman, amirite?
Also by Shiny244+69The average person today has probably traveled more distance in a vehicle than entire generations combined would have in their entire lifetimes. amirite?