+9 The person who designed auto-flush toilets obviously doesn't wipe standing up, amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Dude even sitting down. Even still going. Even not moving! Those things just flush whenever

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Those scare me not gonna lie

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Is also the devil

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Who wipes standing up? Surely that pushes your cheeks together and makes your butthole inaccessible.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Not to mention compounds the spread. Has this guy made those paintings where you fold paper? It always squeezes out

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Pretty sure like half the population does It's so much better I swear

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Malachi is that you?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Humanity should wear diapers

by Anonymous 4 years ago

No normal human wipes standing up.

by Anonymous 4 years ago