+24 The existence of casual sex implies the existence of competitive sex, amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Pfft no one can beat my score of 235.5

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Lowballed by the Russian judge...

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Or formal sex. Like dress code.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

So the doctor said do me ‘Can you ejaculate in the cup?', and I said ‘I'm not sure I'm ready to turn pro.'

by Anonymous 4 years ago

If you're ever feeling lazy in bed just say, "Hey babe it's casual Wednesday."

by Anonymous 4 years ago

or you go casual vs professional, and there are definitely professional sex workers

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Mayhaps formal.. right then let's engage in some proper intercourse

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Have you never watched "The Bachelor"?

by Anonymous 4 years ago