+18 The existence of the Whopper Jr. confirms that the Whopper is not a virgin. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Well, their buns are covered in seeds so...

by Anonymous 4 years ago

What if it was divine intervention?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Burger King and Dairy Queen got a little something on the side...

by Anonymous 4 years ago

First dirty joke I ever heard: Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? A: Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Classic! Man haven't heard that since like '92!

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Why?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Whoppers are asexual. That's common knowledge.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

And the prize for best wholesome award goes to...

by Anonymous 4 years ago

And the existence of a mythical 'Whopper Senior'.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Chad Whopper > Virgin Big Mac

by Anonymous 4 years ago

The video of me putting my penis on and in your burger confirmed that already.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Except for some adoptions ... Or kidnapping, also works :)

by Anonymous 4 years ago

The Burger King takes full advantage of the Lord's Right.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

What did you think the secret sauce was?

by Anonymous 4 years ago