+11 The teenage mutant ninja turtles are likely all virgins, amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

April O'Neil spent a lot of time down there.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

So did Splinter

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Any boots is still booty?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

*or none of them are

by Anonymous 4 years ago

You've clearly forgotten about Venus De Milo, the 5th and only female turtle.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Do you know how much Alcohol I had to drink to forget she exists? Now I have to drink it all over again.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Nah... april o neills had some of that turtle power

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Who needs sex when you have pizza?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Agreed

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Nah, April O'Neil totes banged each of them.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

They are in jannah for the terrorists

by Anonymous 4 years ago

One can only hope..

by Anonymous 4 years ago

They could have been laid before the mutation. I think 15 year old turtles are probably sextualy mature!

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Someone clearly hasn't watched Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

The live in a sewer! They must smell awful. How would sex with an anthropomorphic amphibian that smells like what NYC is currently digesting through its centuries old sewer system actually work?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

This sounds like the beginning of some kind of erotic novel

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Is it still incest if they're all adopted?

by Anonymous 4 years ago