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Nah, April O'Neil totes banged each of them.
April O'Neil spent a lot of time down there.
So did Splinter
Any boots is still booty?
Nah... april o neills had some of that turtle power
They could have been laid before the mutation. I think 15 year old turtles are probably sextualy mature!
Who needs sex when you have pizza?
One can only hope..
Someone clearly hasn't watched Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles.
They are in jannah for the terrorists
Is it still incest if they're all adopted?
The live in a sewer! They must smell awful. How would sex with an anthropomorphic amphibian that smells like what NYC is currently digesting through its centuries old sewer system actually work?
This sounds like the beginning of some kind of erotic novel
*or none of them are
You've clearly forgotten about Venus De Milo, the 5th and only female turtle.
Do you know how much Alcohol I had to drink to forget she exists? Now I have to drink it all over again.