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The teenage mutant ninja turtles are likely all virgins, amirite?
by Anonymous4 years ago
April O'Neil spent a lot of time down there.
by Anonymous4 years ago
So did Splinter
by Anonymous4 years ago
Any boots is still booty?
by Anonymous4 years ago
*or none of them are
by Anonymous4 years ago
You've clearly forgotten about Venus De Milo, the 5th and only female turtle.
by Anonymous4 years ago
Do you know how much Alcohol I had to drink to forget she exists? Now I have to drink it all over again.
by Anonymous4 years ago
Nah... april o neills had some of that turtle power
by Anonymous4 years ago
Who needs sex when you have pizza?
by Anonymous4 years ago
Agreed
by Anonymous4 years ago
Nah, April O'Neil totes banged each of them.
by Anonymous4 years ago
They are in jannah for the terrorists
by Anonymous4 years ago
One can only hope..
by Anonymous4 years ago
They could have been laid before the mutation. I think 15 year old turtles are probably sextualy mature!
by Anonymous4 years ago
Someone clearly hasn't watched Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles.
by Anonymous4 years ago
The live in a sewer! They must smell awful. How would sex with an anthropomorphic amphibian that smells like what NYC is currently digesting through its centuries old sewer system actually work?
by Anonymous4 years ago
This sounds like the beginning of some kind of erotic novel
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