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The teenage mutant ninja turtles are likely all virgins, amirite?

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Nah, April O'Neil totes banged each of them.

Nah... april o neills had some of that turtle power

They could have been laid before the mutation. I think 15 year old turtles are probably sextualy mature!

One can only hope..

Someone clearly hasn't watched Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles.

They are in jannah for the terrorists

Is it still incest if they're all adopted?

The live in a sewer! They must smell awful. How would sex with an anthropomorphic amphibian that smells like what NYC is currently digesting through its centuries old sewer system actually work?

*or none of them are

You've clearly forgotten about Venus De Milo, the 5th and only female turtle.

@Iapetus-11 You've clearly forgotten about Venus De Milo, the 5th and only female turtle.

Do you know how much Alcohol I had to drink to forget she exists? Now I have to drink it all over again.

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