The jacket turns you into a human thermos, to keep your liquids warm.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Yes, but a better way of putting it is that the jacket keeps you comfortably warm if it sufficiently slows the rate of heat loss from your body to the (cold) environment.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

No but the jacket traps body heat which does end up warming you

by Anonymous 4 years ago

You warm the jacket first

by Anonymous 4 years ago

But then it warms you

by Anonymous 4 years ago

You're warming yourself though the jacket prevents the heat from escaping.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

With the heat that it *STOLE* from you.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

A jacket does not have the consciousness required to steal

by Anonymous 4 years ago

That's what your taught to think. Jackets are actually sinister devices created to steal the heat from your body, sucking the life out of your body and gaining more consciousness as more heat is sucked from your soul.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Nah, you warm the trapped air before the jacket is ever warm. Try touching a jacket that someone else is wearing on a cold day, and see how warm it is (it's not). Then put your hands in the air inside the jacket and feel how warm that is (it is!).

by Anonymous 4 years ago