Nah, you warm the trapped air before the jacket is ever warm.
Try touching a jacket that someone else is wearing on a cold day, and see how warm it is (it's not). Then put your hands in the air inside the jacket and feel how warm that is (it is!).
That's what your taught to think. Jackets are actually sinister devices created to steal the heat from your body, sucking the life out of your body and gaining more consciousness as more heat is sucked from your soul.
Yes, but a better way of putting it is that the jacket keeps you comfortably warm if it sufficiently slows the rate of heat loss from your body to the (cold) environment.
No but the jacket traps body heat which does end up warming you
You warm the jacket first
Nah, you warm the trapped air before the jacket is ever warm.
Try touching a jacket that someone else is wearing on a cold day, and see how warm it is (it's not). Then put your hands in the air inside the jacket and feel how warm that is (it is!).
But then it warms you
You're warming yourself though the jacket prevents the heat from escaping.
With the heat that it STOLE from you.
A jacket does not have the consciousness required to steal
That's what your taught to think. Jackets are actually sinister devices created to steal the heat from your body, sucking the life out of your body and gaining more consciousness as more heat is sucked from your soul.
The jacket turns you into a human thermos, to keep your liquids warm.
Yes, but a better way of putting it is that the jacket keeps you comfortably warm if it sufficiently slows the rate of heat loss from your body to the (cold) environment.