+32 Your body is full of bacteria that will wait decades for you to die so it can eat you. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Technically it eats you alive... When you get stomach pains , you think it means your hungry...but its actually your bacteria eating your guts because you wont eat what it desires

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Jokes on them! I'm planning on being cremated!!

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Me too!

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Plus there is a thing called imbalming

by Anonymous 4 years ago

My bacteria is happy right now, I feed them daily Mini friends

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Well if they are that dedicated I am honored

by Anonymous 4 years ago

That's so Metal. 🤘

by Anonymous 4 years ago

So literally a dead skin mask after the angel of death comes for you? And if yoir lucky, Jesus saves?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I have no idea wtf you're talking about. Not even going to try

by Anonymous 4 years ago

You said "so metal", so I started working the names of Slayer songs into a sentence.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Sneaky.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

It's the progeny of the current bacteria, to be precise

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Aliens are microscopic

by Anonymous 4 years ago

**microscopic, aliens are.** *-DonniZA* *** ^(Commands: 'opt out', 'delete')

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Even creepier: bacteria will live millions of generations in your body just so they can eat you.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

More like you only live cause billions of bacteria allow you to.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Patience is a virtue.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

*Yeah i have Patience of a bacteria*

by Anonymous 4 years ago

\*The bacteria festering inside your corpse, it fills you with determination\*

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Now that's a wait on a restaurant reservation

by Anonymous 4 years ago

They aren't waiting for you to die though. They actually do things to keep you healthy.

by Anonymous 4 years ago