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Patience is a virtue.
Jokes on them! I'm planning on being cremated!!
Me too!
Plus there is a thing called imbalming
More like you only live cause billions of bacteria allow you to.
Yeah i have Patience of a bacteria
*The bacteria festering inside your corpse, it fills you with determination*
It's the progeny of the current bacteria, to be precise
Even creepier: bacteria will live millions of generations in your body just so they can eat you.
Now that's a wait on a restaurant reservation
They aren't waiting for you to die though. They actually do things to keep you healthy.
My bacteria is happy right now, I feed them daily
Mini friends
That's so Metal. 🤘
So literally a dead skin mask after the angel of death comes for you? And if yoir lucky, Jesus saves?
I have no idea wtf you're talking about. Not even going to try
You said "so metal", so I started working the names of Slayer songs into a sentence.
Sneaky.
Well if they are that dedicated I am honored
Aliens are microscopic
microscopic, aliens are.
-DonniZA
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Technically it eats you alive... When you get stomach pains , you think it means your hungry...but its actually your bacteria eating your guts because you wont eat what it desires