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Also by tonywonderslostnut+56There are very few really fat folks walking around in public that have reached the life-expectancy for their sex. amirite?
Also about Philosophy+18We are annoyed when someone is disingenuously fishing for compliments in real life, but ignore the fact that almost all social media photos are the exact same thing, amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about Philosophy+62Why do Conservatards call themselves pro life when they want to execute every single perosn with different political beliefs? amirite?
Also by tonywonderslostnut+40There is a place in the world where you can go from 12am to 12pm with only one step. amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?