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Anything can work like a knife if you just swing it hard enough. amirite?

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I have a 1.2 inch blade then

miraclerandy +7Reply

BRB gonna go cut some watermelon with a rubber ducky

Mytokhondria +7Reply

...wait, really?

Achilles982 +6Reply

Penis is a pendulum

Thatoneduderyan +6Reply

Knife implies cutting. Hammers and maces won't do slashing damage. Crushing the object is not cutting it. Ect. Ect. Ect

Iapetus-11 +3Reply

Jelly.

Jelly... can't work like that.

Coeurdemonstre1 +3Reply

@Coeurdemonstre1 Jelly. Jelly... can't work like that.

Frozen jelly

Nlphbtsms +7Reply

@Coeurdemonstre1 Jelly. Jelly... can't work like that.

Have you seen waterjet cutters? Like that, but with jelly.

tonywonderslostnut +7Reply

@Coeurdemonstre1 Jelly. Jelly... can't work like that.

Shoot jelly from an AK 47

@Mcgee0 Shoot jelly from an AK 47

Would still only splat

Ajdee6 Yeah You Are +8Reply

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