+16 Anything can work like a knife if you just swing it hard enough. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I have a 1.2 inch blade then

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Knife implies cutting. Hammers and maces won't do slashing damage. Crushing the object is not cutting it. Ect. Ect. Ect

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Jelly. Jelly... can't work like that.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Frozen jelly

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Shoot jelly from an AK 47

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Would still only splat

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Have you seen waterjet cutters? Like that, but with jelly.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

...wait, really?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Penis is a pendulum

by Anonymous 4 years ago

BRB gonna go cut some watermelon with a rubber ducky

by Anonymous 4 years ago