Anything can work like a knife if you just swing it hard enough. amirite?

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I have a 1.2 inch blade then

BRB gonna go cut some watermelon with a rubber ducky

...wait, really?

Penis is a pendulum

Knife implies cutting. Hammers and maces won't do slashing damage. Crushing the object is not cutting it. Ect. Ect. Ect

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