+18 Emergency hotdog that reheats when you crack it like a glow stick. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Your organs will shutdown so quick.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I imagine it would exit your body very quickly, one way or another.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

If you have a fast metabolism, sure. But if they dont make it out of coffee or some other laxative, its gonna go with your flow.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

"I'd like an Emergency Hotdog with an Unexpected Lemonade and a side of Windfall Fries," said no one, ever.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I can't imagine the chemicals that would induce that To be healthy

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Closest I would get to eating something like this is an MRE.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

More please

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Isnt there a soup in a can where you can press a thing and it heats up?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Spicy beef jerky, there ya go

by Anonymous 4 years ago